miércoles, 18 de junio de 2008

Tu mamá debe ser pastelera...*

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_Co _ Toto, el domingo queres que vayamos a ver pinturas a un museo?
_to_ prefiero ir a uno de dinosaurios vivos..
_Co_ lamento decirte que ya no existen corazon, puedo llevarte a un lugar donde veas los esqueletos...
_To ¿como se murieron, pero hace cuanto?
_Co_ pfff ! creo que 2.000.000 antes de Cristo _la verdad que no se si mande fruta, si hay algun entendido en el tema, pido la correspondiente correción_
_To_¿Y Cristo cuantos años tiene?
_Co- Cristo se murió hace mucho tiempo
_To_ abriendo los ojos_ Noooooooooooooooo, Cristo no se murio, Cristo vive en Cuba y era amigo del CHE...
_Co_ boquiabierta y sintiendo ya el fuego de los infiernos que comenzaba a quemarme_ No corazon, quien estaba con el Che era Camilo Cienfuegos que tb murió...
_To_ no pero yo te digo el otro el otro Cristo, Fidel Cristo...
_Co_ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Castro corazon, Fidel Castro...
_To_ ese ma, ves que no me entendes cuando te hablo...

Que si estabamos en el medioevo, con semejante afirmación,(Cristo cubano y amigo del Che) bueno se sabe... no nos hubiese deparado un destino muy favorable...

y me dije "me gane otro infierno mas"
_ ya tengo entrada asegurada al infierno de los peronistas...
_ al de los hijos de padres sin casarse por la santa iglesia católica(ya me sentenciarón en catequesis)...
_ al de los hincha de boca...
_ al de los que tienen hijos sin casarse...
_ al de los divorciados...
_ al de los que comen jamon crudo en Viernes Santo
y ahora
_al de los prorevolucionarios cubanos...

"ni que me importe" y que cuando la hora final me llegue y vaya derechita a los infiernos...
al Señor de las tinieblas le dire

"En tu cara, Mira como ardo"



*dedicado al toto, con ritmo de comercial de bon o bon

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Creo que hacía rato que no me reía tanto tan solo (ahora que lo pienso, es deprimente)

Y lamento decirte tía, que lo unico que puede apabullar tu blog es cuando Toto empiece el suyo (Y Dios, Fidel o Camilo Cienfuegos nos ampare - ya me confundí- )

Ah, y a lo de los infiernos agregale "Tortugacidio" y estamos todos!

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Pensar q a determinados pensadores les ha llevado años encontrar en Cristo a un "revolucionario"...

A esta altura Toto va por un titulo de Doctor...

Además el parecido fenotípico es sorprenderte: Cristo = Fidel en la sierra Maestra...

leyendole el Principito a mi cachorrito me dijo que había algo q le pasaba seguido: "que los grandes no entendemos a los chicos"

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Zurdo, es una gran verdad que cuando mi hijo empieze a escribir yo ya nada tengo que hacer en este espacio...
Esteban... ah visto? como nuestros retoños nos dejan helados... es una realidad que se nos escapan cosas que ellos ven con tanta claridad... ayyy sierra maestra, me recuerdo yo en el tren que iba de la Habana a Santiago de Cuba (17hs)... teniendo como paisaje Sierra Maestra... ayy quiero volver..
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vas a chusmear el blog???.... a mi no me deja..,,,, y ojito con los que piensan que paso por alto sus órdenes.
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